Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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