My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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