Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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