i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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