We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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