hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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