so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
