ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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