why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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