is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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