Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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