You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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