Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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