Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You just made me feel so damn special
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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