it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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