i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Alive.
So much puke
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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