it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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