these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
if i died would you start the facebook group?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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