Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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