He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize
