it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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