ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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