butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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