I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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