Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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