College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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