yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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