Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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