is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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