He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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