lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
you never un-have a 4some
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