Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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