where am i from again
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
When did we convert life to cartoon?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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