is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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