can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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