i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
There are leaves in my underwear?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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