the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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