Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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