You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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