So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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