Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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