I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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