i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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