I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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