You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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