so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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