She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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