how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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