god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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