i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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