He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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