How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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