i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
accomplished twins. life is a go
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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