But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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