It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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