Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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